The half-a-time I saw The Damned
Here’s
how I remember it.
The
Damned were scheduled to play a drunk show at First Ave in 1986. The
drinking age at that time was 19. I was 18. And pissed off that I
couldn’t go to the show.
A
week or so before the gig the manager at Northern Lights, the cool
record store downtown, said that The Damned were going to do an
in-store record signing and asked me if I was available to be
“security” for the event; basically just keeping an eye on the
throngs of miscreant Damned fans to make sure they were not stealing
records, drinking, smoking weed etc. Of course I accepted the unpaid
offer, hell, I was going to be there anyway.
The
day rolled around and my then-girlfriend and I arrived half an hour
before the band was scheduled to show up and the place was already
pretty crowded. I got the low-down from the manager of the store and
took to my post at the top of the stairs where I had a bird’s eye
view of the entire layout.
Soon
there was a line out the door, snaking up the first staircase, around
the upstairs counter, back down the second set of stairs and to the
main counter where the band was going to be signing records.
There
was a momentary hush, then loud cheers and applause from the crowd,
and I was able to make out Dave Vanian’s black-with-white-streak
hair bobbing up and down, being lead to a stool behind the main
counter. The manager of the store told the fans to quiet down and
explained how the event was going to transpire.
Soon
enough the line started moving and rabid Damned fans were excitedly
passing behind me as I kept an eye out, ready to point out the
n'ere-do-well troublemakers.
Of
which there were exactly none.
After
about 45 minutes the throngs of leather jacketed rock n roll fans was
thinning out and the manager of the store said that he could take it
from there, and he handed me a promo poster of the cover of the
Phantasmagoria album, the record the band was touring in support of,
as a “thank you” for helping out. Because the band was still
milling around behind the counter I walked up and asked Bryn Merrick
and Roman Jugg to sign the poster. Both happily endorsed it and
passed it along to Dave Vanian. After Vanian signed it he handed it
back to me. I thanked him and walked to the end of the counter where
Rat Scabies was holding court and asked him to sign it as well, which
he did with a flourish. He then asked me if I was going to the show,
and I had to tell him that my then-girlfriend and I were a year too
young to get in. Having heard of the early days of The Damned and
their loyalty to their fans I sheepishly asked if he could sneak us
in. He thought for a second, said “hang on a sec” and leaned over
and had a short whispered conversation with Dave. Rat came back and
said “Look here, we can’t sneak you in, but we’re about to go
do soundcheck right after we’re done here. Why don’t you guys
come with us for that. It’s better than nothing.”
Fifteen
minutes later the in-store was all wrapped up and the band, their
manager, and about 20 fans walked the block from the record store to
First Ave, and the manager knocked on the door. One of the First Ave.
staff came to the door and looked extremely uncomfortable when he saw
the entourage that had followed the band. The manager of the club
was called down and immediately said “These kids can’t come in
here with you!”
The
Damned’s manager shouted “Look, these kids are the reason we’re
here, and your club won’t let them in tonight. Either they come in
now or we go back to the hotel!”
The
club manager thought for a moment, then opened the door and all 26 of
us entered the otherwise closed club.
The
band eventually took the stage for soundcheck, which took about 45 minutes. The band was then told to be back around 10pm.
Dave
said “Hang on, we’re not done yet”. The Damned then proceeded
to play another 45 minute set just for us. I don’t remember what
songs they played, I just remember thinking that we were getting a
private concert by one of my favorite bands.
Finally
they ended their impromptu set. Rat and Dave then jumped down from
the stage and approached me and my then-girlfriend. Rat said “Sorry
it wasn’t the full set, but you get the idea.”
The
band stuck around another half an hour talking to all of us until the
club manager insisted that we all had to leave so they could open the
venue for “real” customers.
I
said my goodbyes and thank you’s to Rat and Dave, and my
then-girlfriend and I walked to our bus stop, grinning ear to ear.
